I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

If I'm At A Party And Someone Puts On A Blues Brothers Tape, I Tend To Go Nuts.

There's People That Are Just In Awe Of What You Do, And Then There Are People Who Just Think It's Garbage. And I Think There Are People Who Are Just Uncomfortable Seeing Someone Have Fun With Their Job

I Will Not Be Misquoted!

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.