I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All

I Want To Release Another Cd This Year, Finish Writing A Screenplay, And Make Another Short Film

If I'm At A Party And Someone Puts On A Blues Brothers Tape, I Tend To Go Nuts.

I Mean, I Guess I Started During The Comedy Boom, So It Was Literally Like, On Sunday You Could Decide You Wanted To Be A Comic, And On Monday, You Could Be On Stage