I Have A Master Chief That Always

The Joke Was That President Bush Only Declared War When Starbucks Was Hit. You Can Mess With The U.n. All You Want, But When You Start Interfering With The Right To Get Caffeinated, Someone Has To Pay.

One Was To Be A Cowboy And Another Was To Be In The Military. I Grew Up Extremely Patriotic And Riding Horses.

I Did Want To Be The Top Sniper.

Despite What Your Momma Told You, Violence Does Solve Problems.

I'm Just Trying To Be The Me That I Am And Not All Of This Other Crap. I Just Want To Be The Family Man, And If Somehow I Can Make The Money To Get My Ranch And Get The Hell Away From Everybody Else, That Would Be Awesome.