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Onions And Bacon Cooking Up Just Makes Your Kitchen Smell So Good. In Fact, One Day I'm Going To Come Up With A Room Deodorizer That Smells Like Bacon And Onions. It's A Fabulous Smell.

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In Order To Have Good Fried Chicken, You Should Wash And Season The Bird The Morning You're Preparing It For Dinner. Don't Wait And Do It Right Before You Start Cooking. Throw It In The Refrigerator, Seasoned, That Morning, And Give It A Chance To Soak Up All The Salt And Pepper And Goodness.

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