I Have A Lot Of Respect For

I Got Into Dialogue Because My Parents Began Taking Me To See Plays From When I Was Very Young. Too Young, Often, To Understand The Play I Was Watching: Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf When I Was Nine Years Old; That Championship Season When I Was Ten Years Old. But I Loved The Sound Of Dialogue; It Sounded Like Music To Me And I Wanted To Imitate That Sound.

We Lead The World In Only 3 Categories: Number Of Incarcerated Citizens Per Capita, Number Of Adults Who Believe Angels Are Real, And Defense Spending, Where We Spend More Than The Next 26 Countries Combined, 25 Of Whom Are Allies. Now None Of This Is The Fault Of 20 Year Old College Student, But You Nonetheless Are Without A Doubt A Member Of The Worst Period Generation Period Ever Period, So When You Ask What Makes Us The Greatest Country In The World I Don't Know What The F...k You're Talking About.

This Is A Time For Serious People, Bob, And Your Fifteen Minutes Are Up.

You Can Only Write, 'somebody Wants Something, Something Else Is In Their Way Of Getting It.'

I Would Love For People To Think That I Am As Quick, Clever, Smart And Heroic As The Characters That I Write, But Those Characters Are Characters.