I Have A Healthy Cynicism, But Not

I Want To Collaborate With Amy [winehouse] Because She's Really Hot And Cool Right Now. I Know One Song Rehab Was Very Popular Particularly Because A Lot Of Young People Are In Rehab As Well. In Fact I'm Thinking About Going. It Looks Like Loads Of Fun And I Know My Career Will Benefit From It.

Now And Then It's Clear To Me, That Need Is Love, And Love Is Need.

~wyatt [my Adopted Son] Is Definitely All Mine. Little Souls Find Their Way To You Whether They're From Your Womb Or Someone Else's.~

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Sqares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting. Now, I Don't Want To Rob Any Law-abiding American Of His Or Her God-given Rights, But I Think We Are An Industrious Enough People That We Can Make It Work With Only One Square Per Restroom Visit, Except, Of Course, On Those Pesky Occasions Where 2 To 3 Could Be Required.

I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Thinking About Regrets Because There's Nothing I Can Do.