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Like When I Had Long Hair, You Kind Of Got Male Attention From Everything. But When You Had Short Hair, It Was A Different Kind Of Man That Was Attracted To You Or I Found Coming Up.

Everyone Checks Out My Mom. My Mom's Hot.

What's Funny Is My Husband Doesn't Have Any Tattoos At All, So He Must Be The Very Conservative One.

Well, I Was Born In Louisiana, But I Grew Up In South Carolina, Which Both Are Definitely Very Different Than La, But I Miss The Thunderstorms.

You Know What, We're Very Skinny In Our Family.