I Hate To Tell You This,” Jason

I Like To Have A Simple Workplace.

Chiron Probably Wanted Me To Say, Heck It Wa Nothing. I Eat Hellhounds For Breakfast. But I Didn't Feel Like Lying.

I Pictured My Mom, Alone In Our Little Apartment On The Upper East Side. I Tried To Remember The Smell Of Her Blue Waffles In The Kitchen. It Seemed So Far Away.

I Imagined Loading The God Of The Sea Into A Taxi And Taking Him To The Upper East Side.

What I Did Next Was So Impulsive And Dangerous I Should've Been Named Adhd Poster Child Of The Year.