I Hate The Poor And Look Forward

A Lifetime Of Happiness! No Man Alive Could Bear It: It Would Be Hell On Earth.

I Occasionally Swank A Little Because People Like It; A Modest Man Is Such A Nuisance.

The Vilest Abortionist Is He Who Attempts To Mould A Child's Character.

Every Man Over Forty Is A Scoundrel.

The Test Of A Man Or Woman's Breeding Is How They Behave In A Quarrel.