I Hate Telling That Story To People

Wizard's Ninth Rule A Contradiction Can Not Exist In Reality. Not In Part, Nor In Whole.

The Mice Think They Are Right, But My Cat Eats Them Anyways. This Is The Point, Reality Is Nothing, Perception Is Everything.

Sometimes, Making The Wrong Choice Is Better Than Making No Choice. You Have The Courage To Go Forward, That Is Rare. A Person Who Stands At The Fork, Unable To Pick, Will Never Get Anywhere.

There Would Be Nothing I Could Do To You That Would Harm You More Than What You're Already Doing To Harm Yourself...you Are Never Going To Amount To Anything. You Will Always Be The Worthless Muck People Scrape From Their Shoes. You Only Get One Life And You Are Wasting Yours. That's A Terrible Shame. I Doubt You Will Ever Know What It Is To Be Truly Happy, To Achieve Anything Of Worth, To Have Genuine Pride In Yourself. You Bring It All On Yourself, And I Could Do No Worse To You.

No Army Has Ever Marched Into Battle Thinking That The Creator Had Sided With Their Enemy.