I Hate Going To Fashion Shows. I

The Other Day I Got A Text From A Boy, But It Wasn't Hot. I Mean, If You're Going To Text Me Every Day, You Haven't Seen Me For Months And You're Trying To Seduce Me, You'd Better Spice Up That Text And Make It More Exciting Than 'how Was Your Day? I Hope You're Having A Beautiful One.' Sadly, I Haven't Been Doing A Lot Of Kissing Lately.

I Find Most Men Don't Like A Lot Of Makeup.

I Don't Like To Read About Myself, Whether It Be Positive Or Negative.

People Who Treat Waitresses Or Waiters Rudely - Or Taxi Drivers - I Have Very Little Tolerance For Those People. They Work Really Hard. They Deserve Courtesy And Respect.

My First Job Was In Sixth Grade, Sweeping The Clay Tennis Courts At The Yacht Club Near My House, Which I Was Not A Member Of. Always Had To Pay My Own Rent. But I Don't Really Have Any Concept Of How Money Works. I Don't Know How Much Things Cost. Like A Bmw. Or A Quart Of Milk. It's Embarrassing.