I Hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil Told

If You're Looking For Self-help, Why Would You Read A Book Written By Somebody Else?

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

If All The World Is A Stage, Where Is The Audience Sitting?

In The 'bullshit Department' A Businessman Can't Hold A Candle To A Clergyman.

I Don't Understand Why Prostitution Is Illegal, Selling Is Legal, F***ing Is Legal. So Why Isn't It Legal To Sell F***ing? Why Should It Be Illegal To Sell Something That's Legal To Give Away?