I Hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil Told

I Always Knew I Could Hold People's Attention And Make Them Laugh Every 30 Or 40 Seconds, And I Got Approval And Attention For That, So The Behavior Was Reinforced. Later, That Became An Important Skill On The Street Corner.

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?

Singing Is Basically A Form Of Pleasant, Controlled Screaming.

And, Of Course, The Funniest Food Of All, Kumquats.

Property Is Theft. Nobody "owns" Anything. When You Die, It All Stays Here.