I Hate Camping, But I Love Summer

I Brake For Birds. I Rock A Lot Of Polka Dots. I Have Touched Glitter In The Last 24 Hours. I Spend My Entire Day Talking To Children. And I Find It Fundamentally Strange That You're Not A Dessert Person. It Freaks Me Out. I'm Sorry That I Don't Talk Like Murphy Brown. And I Hate Your Pants Suit. I Wish It Had Ribbons On It Or Something Just To Make It Slightly Cuter But That Doesn't Mean I'm Not Smart And Tough And Strong.

I Can't Go On Gawker. I Actually Think The Writing Is Really Funny, But There Is A Chance That Somebody Is Undercutting Me.

I Think That It's Our Responsibility To Create A World In Which Girls Can Grow Up And Not Have To Limit Their Dreams Or Possibilities.

I Remember Having This Friend In School Who Said She Didn't Like The Beach Boys. And In That Moment I Knew We Couldn't Be Friends Anymore.

Humor Is A Part Of Spirituality.