I Had Uterine Cancer, Which Is The

I Like Writing Better. Because I Don't Have To Wear Makeup, I Don't Have To Be Thin, And I Don't Have To Remember Lines.

I Told Her I Wanted A Plastic Surgeon To Sew Me Up, And I Wanted Her To Freeze My Ovaries, So I Could Harvest The Eggs And Have A Biological Child Through A Surrogate.

Once You Wake Up And Smell The Coffee, It's Hard To Go Back To Sleep.

Being Famous Gets Me Good Concert Tickets, Good Tables In Restaurants, Good Seats At Sporting Events And That's Really About It.

Life Is Precious And There's Not A Lot Of Room For Anger.