I Had The Most Absurd Nightmare. I

The Entertainment Business Is Not The Be-all And End-all For Me.

Comedy Makes Everything Accessible. Watching The News Is Kind Of Like Being Fed Your Evening Pill. What's Fun About It? Nothing. And So If You Can Get News And Information About Things Going On In The World Through A Comic Platform, Everything's Going To Connect.

I Don't Like People Lying To Me. I Don't Like People Who Don't Return My Calls. I Don't Like People Who Won't Give Me A Straight Answer. I Don't Like Those Kinds Of People, And I've Been Vocal About It.

Folks Have To Pin Me Down Because, For One Thing, I Don't Have A Laptop. I Don't Have An Iphone, And I Refuse To Carry Them Because They're Immensely Hackable.

I Believe That If A Man Dies With A Single Penny Still Sitting In The Bank, He's A Fool.