I Had A Tesla. I Was One

I Would Vote For Johnny Depp. We Could Use A President That Could Swashbuckle.

If We Dig Deep In Our History And Remember That We Are Not Descendants From Fearful People, We Proclaim Ourselves Indeed As We Are The Defenders Of Freedom Wherever It Continues To Exist In The World.

I Don't Go On That Many Dates, Because The Truth Is, Anytime You Go Out In Public With A Girl When You're Well-known, There Are Pictures Of You Everywhere, And It's Like You're A Thing.

I'm The Least Metrosexual Cat You've Ever Met. I've Never Had My Fingernails Or Toenails Done, And I've Cut My Own Hair Longer Than Other People Have Cut My Hair.

I'm Not Quite Sure What The Santicity Of Marriage Is.