I Had A Baby With No Pain

My Mother Accidentally Gave Me Food Poisoning. She Fed Me Baby Carrots For A Snack Before Christmas Dinner - But They Had Expired In June! I Threw Up For The Next 24 Hours.

I'm Somebody Who Doesn't Work With A Stylist. I'll Be Honest With You, I'm A Mom And It's Just Not Something I Want To Put Money Toward Because It's Expensive To Have Somebody Who Helps Dress You And I Feel Like I Have To Pay For Preschool And So Many Things So I Don't Have A Stylist.

I Find It To Be Strange That People Get Obsessed About How Fast Actresses And Celebrities Are Taking Off Their Baby Weight. I Guess People Like To Look To Them And Feel Better About Themselves Or Feel Worse About Themselves.

It's Weird People Think My Kids Will Be In Therapy Because Of Their Names. Guys, My Kids Will Be Therapy For Lots Of Reasons, I'm Sure.

We Didn't Name Birdie Before She Was Born. When She Came Out I Said, 'i Think We Gotta Go With Birdie, I Think That's Her Name.'