I Had A Baby With No Pain

From Time To Time I Think I Made Some Errors In Judgment, But I Have Some Really Fashionable Friends And I Feel I've Cultivated My Own Sense Of Style And What I Feel Comfortable With Over The Years.

Your First Pregnancy You Have Nothing To Do Except Sleep And Take Care Of Yourself And Go To Prenatal Yoga Or Whatever. Now I Have A Full-time Job, I Have A Four-year-old, I've Got A Life That Is Demanding My Attention, So I've Gone To Prenatal Yoga Once. It's Such A Bummer.

My Husband Has No Desire To Work With Me. He Gets Paid A Lot Of Money To Write Giant Movies. He's Not Into Humoring Me With My Projects.

I Only Became A Celebrity Because I Had A Kid. Before I Was Pregnant Nobody Cared. I Joke To My Agent That Having A Baby Made My Career.

Nobody Wants To See A Bejeweled Pregnant Lady From Top To Bottom.