I Guess When You Turn Off The

I Think It Is Beyond Doubt That H. P. Lovecraft Has Yet To Be Surpassed As The Twentieth Century's Greatest Practitioner Of The Classic Horror Tale.

You're Dead, George. You Just Don't Have The Sense To Lie Down.

When You Own A Piano, It's Harder To Think About Moving.

Teaching School Is Like Having Jumper Cables Hooked To Your Brain, Draining All The Juice Out Of You.

The Monster Nevers Dies.