I Guess 14% Plus Jesus Equals Victory

I'll Make Fun Of Anybody. We're All About Falling Down And Going Boom On Camera.

I'm A Junkie For Exhaustion, And I'm A Junkie For Setting Up My Expectations Too High And Then Trying To Meet Them.

I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.

If You Love Friends, You Will Serve Your Friends. If You Love Community, You Will Serve Your Community. If You Love Money, You Will Serve Your Money. And If You Love Only Yourself, You Will Serve Only Yourself. And You Will Have Only Yourself.

Apply Truth Liberally To The Inflamed Area.