I Guess All That's Left Is To

I Think The Internet Is The Greatest Waste Of Time Since Masturbation Was Discovered.

So You Come Soon To Power, But You Have Merely Inherited The Crisis And Yours Is The Profit Of Cancer.

Women Think Of Being A Man As A Gift. It Is A Duty. Even Making Love Can Be A Duty. A Man Has Always Got To Get It Up, And Love Isn't Always Enough.

If Only Gravity Were Working, The Path Would Be Symmetrical, It Is The Wind Resistance That Produces The Tragic Curve.

I've Made An Ass Of Myself So Many Times I Often Wonder If I Am One.