I Grew Up In The Midwest; You

Ah, Reality Tv: Where Opportunists Delight In Exposing Opportunism! It's Kind Of Like The Indie Music Scene.

Even Though I Am In This Weird Position Of Being A Semi-recognizable Screenwriter, Which Isn't That Common, At The Same Time, I'm Not An Actress. I'm Pretty Isolated.

I Myself Identify As A Recovering Blockhead. You'd Be Surprised How Many Twenty- And Thirty-something Hipster Chicks Have The Nkotb Skeleton In Their Closet, Albeit Artfully Concealed By Stacks Of Ksubi Skinny Jeans And Ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

I Think I Might Be One Of The Only People In America, Or At Least The Only Person I Know, Who Saw Both 'the Dark Knight' And 'mamma Mia!' On Their Shared Opening Weekend.

Jeez Banana! Shut Your Freaking Gob!