I Grew Up In The Midwest; You

I've Been Watching 'american Idol' Since Its Debut Season In 2002. Back Then, America Hadn't Yet Evolved Into A Gladiatorial Cybernation Of Bloggers, Tweeters, And Self-ordained Voice Coaches.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.

'sweet Valley High' Is Fantastic, Fabulous, A Little Bit Campy, And - Dare I Say It - Cinematic.

Let It Be Said That The Makeup Artist At '90210' Made Me Look Better For The Fake Red Carpet Than I've Ever Looked On An Actual Red Carpet.

I Had The Experience Last Year Of Directing My First Feature While I Had A 1-year-old Son And While I Was Also Pregnant, So I Am Now Well Aware Of The Difficulties Women Who Are Rearing Children Face When They're Also Trying To Make Headway In Mainstream Of Film.