I Grew Up In Sheepshead Bay.

I Think I Grew Up With The Idea That God Was A Punishing Being, Constructed Around Rules.

I Kinda Expected To Turn The Bottle And See A Recipe. "so That's How You Make Ice Cubes. Apparently You Just Freeze This Stuff. Oh, But You Need A Tray. That's How They Trick You Into It."

Raising Kids May Be A Thankless Job With Ridiculous Hours, But At Least The Pay Sucks.

Most Single Guys I Know Think Fatherhood Is Terrifying.

The Thanksgiving Tradition Is, We Gorge. Hey, What About At Thanksgiving We Simply Consume A Considerable Measure? However We Do That Consistently! Goodness. Imagine A Scenario Where We Consume A Ton With Individuals Who Pester The Heck Out Of Us.