I Grew Up In Danville, Illinois, Right

Rob Petrie Is Who I Really Am - In Personality And General Ineffectiveness.

When I Was A Kid, I Loved All The Silent Comedians - Buster Keaton, Laurel And Hardy, Chaplin. And I Used To Imitate Them. I'd Go To See A Buster Keaton Movie And Come Home And Try Things Out I'd Seen. I Learned To Do Pratfalls When I Was Very Young.

Bob Hope, Like Mark Twain, Had A Sense Of Humor That Was Uniquely American, And Like Twain, We'll Likely Not See Another Like Him.

I Think The Biggest Mistake - I Was Always A Big Fan Of Cary Grant, And He Asked Me To Do A Movie With Him, Playing The Second Lead, And I Didn't Do It. And To This Day, I Can't Remember Why. But I Could've Said I Worked With Cary Grant, But I Turned Him Down. That Was Probably The Biggest Mistake I Ever Made.

It Means You Never Know What's Going To Happen,' I Said. 'you Do Your Best, Then Take Your Chances. Everything Else Is Beyond Our Control.