I Graduated High School And I Didn't

I Think There Are Certain People That You'll Always Want To Impress No Matter How Much Success You Have.

Whitney Houston Came In. Someone Dared Me To Do "the Gap Act" On Her. You Know, The Gap Act. So I Went Up To Her Like I Didn't Know Who She Was, And I Said, 'hi, I Just Wanted To Let You Know About Our Sale Items And Make Sure To Check Out Our New Colors'. She Looked At Me Like I Was Crazy.

I Watched The Muppet Movie Obsessively. I Can Still Pretty Much Say A Lot Of The Lines And Do A Pretty Mean Fozzie Bear.

I Saw Some Musicals At Dinner Theaters Where I Grew Up. But I Didn’t Go To A Big Theater To See One Until Probably After I Graduated From High School When I Took Myself To See Tommy When It Was On Tour. I Absolutely Loved It.

Thirty Was A Big Deal For Me. It Was The Age Where I Reevaluated Everything - How I Approached Life And How I Thought About Myself. When I Look At My 20s, Or When I Look At Any Period In My Life, I Think About How Much Time I've Wasted Trying To Find The Right Man.