I Got On The High School Speech

My Favorite People To Have Fun With Are Police Officers 'cause They're So Serious, You Know.

When You Go To Hawaii, It's All About "aloha." It Means Hello, Goodbye And I Love You.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

A Lot Of The Comedians Nowadays Just Do Comedy As A Stepping Stone. Take For Example Dane Cook. The Guy Is Huge. The Main Reason He Got Into It Is To Do What He Is Doing Now: Film And Television Work.

The First Time I Got On Stage I Was 10 Years Old And I Did Impressions. I Did Cartoon Characters And I Really Got The Bug For This Life When I Saw That People Were Laughing And Saw The Attention I Was Getting.