I Go To The Movies At Least

No One Writes Dialect Better Than Flannery O'connor. No One Should Even Try.

The Korean Man Nodded, The Way You Do When You’re A Foreigner And Understand That Someone Has Finished A Sentence.

When They're Born Outside, Crows Come And Pluck Their Eyes Out.

I Like High School And College Writing Textbooks And Find Them Very Helpful. Whenever I'm Stuck And Seem To Have No Ideas, I Open One Up And Turn To The Back. There I'll Find Questions Like, "have You Had Any Experiences With An Alcoholic Or A Sailor?"

I Was Just Struggling With My Inner Vachette And Pondering The Depths Of My Own Inhumanity.