I Glanced, Wide Eyed, From Edward's Grimace

Humans Were Always Surprising Me.

Leave It To You, Bella. Anyone Else Would Be Better Off When The Vampires Left Town. But You Have To Start Hanging Out With The First Monsters You Can Find.

Funny How It Kept Hitting Me, Like Each New Thing Was A Surprise. When Was I Going To Stop Being Surprised?

Trust Emmett To Find The Joke In The Destruction Of My Life.

I Know You Think That I Have Some Kind Of Perfect, Unyielding Self-control, But That's Not Actually The Case. - Edward Cullen