I Give Myself Very Good Advice, But

Contrariwise, If It Was So, It Might Be; And If It Were So, It Would Be; But As It Isn't, It Ain't. That's Logic.

To The Looking-glass World It Was Alice That Said 'i've A Sceptre In Hand, I've A Crown On My Head. Let The Looking-glass Creatures, Whatever They Be, Come And Dine With The Red Queen, The White Queen, And Me.

Ill Try The Whole Cause, And Condemn You To Death.

Thy Loving Smile Will Surely Hail The Love-gift Of A Fairy Tale.

It Would Be So Nice If Something Made Sense For A Change.