I Get Satisfaction When I Write Something

I’ve Never Understood Why We Would Want To Deny All The Joys - And The Challenges - Of Marriage To Anyone. Which Is Why I Think Any Loving, Committed Couple — Gay Or Straight — Should Be Able To Get Married.

The Founders Who Crafted Our Constitution And Bill Of Rights Were Careful To Draft A Constitution Of Limited Powers - One That Would Protect Americans' Liberty At All Times - Both In War, And In Peace.

The Point Is That There Is Tremendous Hypocrisy Among The Christian Right. And I Think That Christian Voters Should Start Looking At Global Warming And Extreme Poverty As A Religious Issue That Speaks To The Culture Of Life.

Minnesota Has A Proud Tradition Of Having Two Senators On The Ag Committee - A Tradition I'd Like Very Much To Continue.

I Know That It's Probably Not A Good Idea For A Comedian, Especially A Satirist, To Support A Public Policy Group Or A Politician. This Is Something I Learned Only Too Well Years Ago When I Did A Fundraiser For Pol Pot. A Few Years Later I Saw 'the Killing Fields,' And I've Got To Tell You, I Just Felt Like A Schmuck.