I Get Asked To Read New Works

Most Of Us Have One Big Idea At Some Point In Our Lives. That Eureka! Moment. It Comes To Us All In Different Ways, Often By Chance Of Serendipity.

I Think The Police Are A Major Part Of The Glue That Holds Civilised Life Together. They're Not Highly Paid.

There's A Really Classic Cliche Every Time You Switch The Tv On - You See Cops Arguing. I Have Spent A Day A Week For Many Years In The Presence Of Police And I Have Never Seen Them Argue. It's A Military Hierarchy. They Do What They're Told. There's No Bickering.

Death Is Just Nature's Way Of Making Room For The Less Experienced.

If You Go Into A Bar Or Restaurant With A Cop, The First Thing He Does Is He'll Stand In The Entrance, And He'll Look At Every Single Face In That Room Because He Doesn't Want To Spend An Hour Having A Drink Or Lunch And Didn't Spot Some Villain They've Been Looking For, For Two Years.