I Gave You Life. You’re Wasting It.

No One Could Be Still Like Edward.

Ew. Someone Put The Dog Out, "rosalie Murmured Wrinkling Her Nose. Have You Herd This One, Psycho? How Do A Blond's Brain Cells Die?" She Didn't Say Anything. Well?" I Asked."do You Know The Punch Line Or Not?" She Looked Pointedly At The Tv And Ignored Me. Has She Heard It?" I Asked Edward. No." He Answered. Awesome. So You'll Enjoy This, Bloodsucker--a Blond's Brain Cells Die Alone.

Why Can You Believe The Lie, But Not The Truth?

Jacob Was A Gift From The Gods.

Once You Cared About A Person, It Was Impossible To Be Logical About Them Anymore.