I Found Myself Within A Forest Dark.

Love Hath So Long Possessed Me For His Own And Made His Lordship So Familiar.

I Care Not Where My Body May Take Me As Long As My Soul Is Embarked On A Meaningful Journey.

All Hope Abandon, Ye Who Enter Here!

Your Fame Is As The Grass, Whose Hue Comes And Goes, And His Might Withers It By Whose Power It Sprang From The Lap Of The Earth.

If You're Asking For A Date, Forget It. 'cause I Make It A Point Not To Go Out With Women Who Shoot Me In The Head!