I Forgot My Purse Of Laughter When

I Swear The Sparrows Called Us Ten Kinds Of Idiot When We Did It.

You Are Brave, Kicking A Chained Prisoner. They Must Sing Heroic Ballads About You On Winter Nights!" (alanna)

Gran, For The Gods' Love, It's Talk Like Yours That Starts Riots!" I Said Keeping My Voice Down. "will You Just Put A Stopper In It?" She Looked At Me And Sighed. "girl, Do You Ever Take A Breath And Wonder If Folk Don't Put Out Bait For You? To See If You'll Bite? You'll Never Get A Man If You Don't Relax." My Dear Old Gran. It's A Wonder Her Children Aren't Every One Of Them As Mad As Priests, If She Mangles Their Wits As She Mangles Mine. "granny, "i Told Her, "this Is Dead Serious. I Can't Relax, No More Than Any Dog. I'm Not Shopping For A Man. That's The Last Thing I Need.

I Forgot My Purse Of Laughter When I Dressed This Mornin'," She Told Me. "have You Not Bought Anythin' The Last Few Days? Prices Have Gone Up. Pay Or Starve, It's All One To Me.

Once She Was Certain, She Didn't Waiver. I Had To Make Her Stop For Water Or A Bite To Eat. She Obeyed, But She Was Restless. As Clear As If She Spoke To Me, She Was Saying, "very Well, I Know You Want To Keep My Strength Up, But Scent Fades, You Know!" And I'd Say, "i Know, Girl, Buy You're What I Have And I'm Going To Take Care Of You.