I Foresee Death By Culture Shock.

Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

I Heard That Commentary And Dissent Had Merged And Formed Dysenery.

See, I Will Always Have This Penchant For What I Call Kamikaze Women. I Call Them Kamikazes Because They, You Know They Crash Their Plane, They're Self-destructive. But They Crash Into You, And You Die Along With Them.

Writing Is Great Because In The Writing You Never Have To... First Of All You Never Have To Leave Your Home. And You Never Have To Meet The Test Of Reality When You're Writing.

Where I Grew Up In Brooklyn, Nobody Committed Suicide. Everyone Was Too Unhappy.