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Global Warming May Be A 'crisis,' Even 'the Most Pressing Environmental Problem Of Our Time.' ... Indeed, It May Ultimately Affect Nearly Everyone On The Planet In Some Potentially Adverse Way, And It May Be That Governments Have Done Too Little To Address It. It Is Not A Problem, However, That Has Escaped The Attention Of Policymakers In The Executive And Legislative Branches Of Our Government, Who Continue To Consider Regulatory, Legislative, And Treaty-based Means Of Addressing Global Climate Change.

When We Think About Living Donor Transplant, What We're Banking On Is The Ability Of The Liver To Regenerate Itself. Now, It's Not The Same Sort Of Regeneration We Think About With The Starfish Where We Cut Off The Arm And It Grows A New Arm. With The Liver, What Happens Is The Remaining Liver Gets Bigger, And Your Body Knows The Size Of The Liver That It Needs, And When It Recognizes That There Is Not Enough Liver, It Sends Nutrients And Signals To The Liver And Says "get Bigger."

The States Are Separate And Independent Sovereigns. Sometimes They Need To Act Like It.

There Is A Risk Of Death Associated With Donating A Piece Of Liver. It's About One In 500 For The Risk Of Death. The Risk Of Death Of Donating A Kidney Is About One In 3000, So This Is A Riskier Operation Than Donating A Kidney. The Stakes Are Usually Higher For The Recipient Of The Transplant Because Unlike Kidney Failure, Where You Have A Dialysis Machine, In Liver Failure We Don't Have That Kind Of Machine That Allows A Patient To Survive Until They Can Get A Cadaver Organ.

I Find That When I Tell Lawyer Jokes To A Mixed Audience, The Lawyers Don't Think They're Funny And The Non-lawyers Don't Think They're Jokes.