I Find My Movie Props In My

I Always Encourage Over-tipping If You Can Afford It Because Share The Wealth.

Maybe That's All That Family Really Is, A Group Of People Who All Miss The Same Imaginary Place.

If I Had A Billion Dollars I Would...oh Wait...already Do.

I Lot Of People Remember When That Kid Spray-painted My Brand New Porsche For Punk'd. That Was Pretty Funny. He Got Me Pretty Good. Of Course, Most People Don't Know I Eventually Got Him Back With My Own Show. I Call It A Show, Really It's Just An Hour-long Video Shot In My Bedroom Featuring The Two Of Us.

I Did Theater For A Few Years While I Was In New York, But It Was Tough Having To Perform Scripts Worse Than What I Knew I Could Write.