I Find Lady Gaga Hilarious. And I

If The Royal Family Was Going To Assassinate Someone, They Would Have Gotten Rid Of Me A Long Time Ago.

I Keep Falling Off The Edge Of The Stage Because I Can't See It. I Can't See My Wrinkles In The Mirror Either, Though.

Turn The Other Cheek Too Often And You Get A Razor Through It.

I'd Love To Have Been Born Into A Wealthy Family. I Might Have Turned Out Even More Marvellous Than I Am Now.

Rules Are Important, But They're Temporary And They're Always Supposed To Be Changed.