I Find It Amusing On One Level,

I Didn't Want To Write A Book. They Made Me Do It.

I Do What I Love To Do, What I Choose To Do.

If I Were Gay, Life Would Be A Lot Simpler. I'm Kind Of Annoyed That I'm Not.

The Main Point For Me Is Moral; Animals Are Sentient Beings. I Know For Some This Is A Hard Argument To Accept, But We're Not Built To Eat A Lot Of Meat.

I Collect Stuffed Animals, And Toy Stores Make Me Happy.