I Figure If I Keep My Health,

Those People Who Wake Up And They're Just Beautiful, They're Just Born That Way. Well That Ain't Me. I Gotta Work For Everything I've Got.

When I Have Sex With My Husband, I Fantasize I Am With A Petite, Hot Young Woman.

Sometimes I Start With A Great Title Or Idea, Sometimes A Great Melody Will Run Through My Mind; But The Higher Percentage Of The Time, The Words And Music Pretty Much Come At The Same Time.

When You Come From Where I Come From, If Anyone In The Family Makes It Out, The Others Kind Of Come With You.

A Peacock That Rests On His Feathers Is Just Another Turkey.