I Figure If I Keep My Health,

I Just Can't Stand To Look Plain, 'cause That Don't Fit My Personality. I May Be A Very Artificial-looking Person, But The Good News Is, I'm Very Real On The Inside.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Have Been A Drag Queen

When You Come From Where I Come From, If Anyone In The Family Makes It Out, The Others Kind Of Come With You.

I Used To Always Sit In Church Looking Out The Windows At The Boys, Wondering If I Could Make An Excuse To Go Out And, You Know, Go To The Bathroom Because All The Outdoor Toilets. But Anyhow, I Was Only Going Out To See The Boys.

My Mother Was Always Fascinated With The Fact That I Could Rhyme So Much Stuff.