I Figure If A Girl Wants To

The Bigger A Man's Gun The Smaller His Doodlewick.

I'd Punch That Cocksucker In The Balls Before I'd Cup Him For Comfort.

During The Fall And Winter We Built Fort Meade And The Town Of Sturgis.

While In El Paso, I Met Mr. Clinton Burk, A Native Of Texas, Who I Married In August 1885.

I'm Drunk. Correct. What The F*** Is It To You?