I Fell In Love With A Man,

I Could Get Into Bed With James Bond, Then Take My False Leg Off And It Would Really Be A Gun.

I've Always Gone Out With Men Who Wanted A Cook All The Time.

I Fell In Love With A Man, Not A Beatle.

I'm A Very Cheap Date.

I'm Dreading Being On A Ski Cross With Other Skiers Who Don't Know What They're Doing.