I Feel Sorry For Anyone That I

If You Have Sex, It Should Be For You, Not For The Other Person.

That Notion That We're In The Post-racism, Post-sexism World Is So Not True.

My Family Has Been Deeply Affected By The Split Of Korea, Which Divided It In Half, Basically, Before I Was Born. There's No Way To Connect With My Family Now Who Are In North Korea Because It's So Isolated. We Don't Even Know Who Is Still There And Who Is Alive, And If They Are, What They Are Doing. Comedy Is The Only Weapon I Have To Battle This Totalitarianism.

I Think That All Bodies Are Beautiful In Millions Of Different Ways But I Get Down On Myself Too!

Success Is Meaningless If You Can't Sleep At Night Because Of Harsh Things Said, Petty Secrets Sharpened Against Hard And Stony Regret, Just Waiting To Be Plunged Into The Soft Underbelly Of A 'friendship.'