I Feel Sexy In My Jeans And

If Somebody Ever Wished To Be Me For A Day, They'd Be The Most Pissed-off Person Once They Got Here. They Would Be, Like, In Hell.

I Don't Have This Sort Of Checklist Of Things That Have To Be Done, Andif They're Not Checked, Then I've Failed Some Part Of My Feminism Or My Being A Woman Or My Worth And My Value As A Woman Because I Haven't Birthed A Child. I've Birthed A Lot Of Things, And I Feel Like I've Mothered Many Things. And I Don't Feel Like It's Fair To Put That Pressure On People.

People Laugh At Me. Sometimes I Know Why, And Sometimes I Don't. But I Can Pretty Much Find Humor In Anything. That Is A Necessary Part Of Life. I Don't Want To Say Laughter Is Healing, Because It Sounds Corny, But It's A Release.

I Just Stay Fit And In Shape.

I've Never Sat There And Plotted Out How I Was Going To Become Successful Or Famous.