I Feel Like People Want There To

There Have Definitely Been More Than A Few Moments In My Life Where I'm Wondering Where The Next Paycheck Will Come From And How I'm Gonna Pay Rent.

If You Tell A Guy You Don't Like Being Tickled And He Tickles You Anyway, That's A Red Flag.

I'm The Person Who Wouldn't Send Back My Food Even If I Got Steak When I'd Ordered Fish.

I Like To Think Of Myself Less Like 'an Adult' And More Like A 'former Fetus.'

We Should Be Thanking Apple For Launching The $10,000 'apple Watch' As The New Gold Standard In Douchebag Detection.