I Feel Like I've Got It Together

Sometimes I Think, I Need To Think Before I Speak. And Then Other Times I Think, I Shouldn't Leave The House Or Interact With People Ever.

I'm Constantly Playing This Game In My Head Where I'm Thinking, 'can This Quote Be Pared Down And Misinterpreted?' It Doesn't Matter What Outlet I'm Talking To And How Comprehensive The Interview Is, Because I Have To Think In Terms Of, 'right, But 'people' Magazine Could Just Take This One Quote And Take It Out Of Context.'

Can We Drop The Pretense Of Presidents Day And Just Call It I Needed A Long Weekend Because Valentines Day Is Garbage

I Just Got On Twitter Because There Was Some Mtv Film Blog That Quoted Me On Something Really Innocuous That I Supposedly Said On Twitter Before I Was Even On Twitter. So Then I Had To Get On Twitter To Say: 'this Is Me. I'm On Twitter. If There's Somebody Else Saying That They're Me On Twitter, They're Not.'

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