I Feel Like I'm Wasting Time If

The First Memory I Have, Anyway, I Guess - I Think It Was My Second Birthday And The Cake Came Out With The Candles And I Was Very Excited And I Was, Like, "oh! A Cake!" And Then My Cousin Blew Out The Candles. I Was So Disappointed. It Just Broke My Heart. And So That's Stamped In My Brain.

I Only Do This Because I'm Having Fun. The Day I Stop Having Fun, I'll Just Walk Away. I Wasn't Going To Have Fun Doing A Teen Movie Again. I Don't Want To Do This For The Rest Of My Life. I Don't. I Don't Even Want To Spend The Rest Of My Youth Doing This In This Industry. There's So Much More I Want To Discover.

Most Of The Time You Don't Even Know They're There. Now, That's The Scary Thing. It's Really Strange And Invading, But I'm Still Working It All Out. I Try To Not Let It Bother Me. And If I Want To Swim Naked In My Pool, I'm Still Going To Do It. I Certainly Don't Want To Feel That I Have To Change Everything In My Life That I Do To Cater To Them. I Just Won't Let It Happen.

I Apologize For My Terrible Interview Skills.

The Australian Sense Of Humor Is Very Dry, Sarcastic, And Very Undercover. Like If I Tell Any Jokes In America, People Just Think I'm Serious! So I Just Quit Telling Any Jokes Whatsoever.