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The Phrase 'off With The Crack Of The Bat', While Romantic, Is Really Meaningless, Since The Outfielder Should Be In Motion Long Before He Hears The Sound Of The Ball Meeting The Bat.

The Reason I Play So Hard Is That Somewhere Out There Is Some Kid Who Has Never Seen Me Play Before, And I Don't Want To Disappoint Him.

The Absolute Worst Thing A Person Can Say About Your Pictures Is, '"that's Nice." It's The Kiss Of Death.

I'm Proud To Have Been A Yankee. But I Have Found More Happiness And Contentment Since I Came Back Home To San Francisco Than Any Man Has A Right To Deserve. This Is The Friendliest City In The World.

I Can Remember A Reporter Asking Me For A Quote, And I Didn't Know What A Quote Was. I Thought It Was Some Kind Of Soft Drink.