I Feel Like Everything I Do Makes

Romance Should Be Spontaneous, But In My Career I'm Totally In Control.

I Like To Make People Think.

Start Saving Your Pennies Now. People Spend $300 On Crazy Things All The Time, Things Like Handbags. So Work All Year, Scrape The Money Together, And Come To My Show. I’m Worth It.

The Next Time You Want Pussy, Just Look In The Mirror Baby

People Who Have Nothing Better To Do Than Talk About My Hair Color Have No Lives.