I Feel Devoutly Thankful To Have Been

May The Pain You Have Known And The Conflict You Have Experienced Give You The Strength To Walk Through Life Facing Each New Situation With Courage And Optimism.

If Hitler Invaded Hell I Would Make At Least A Favourable Reference To The Devil In The House Of Commons.

I'd Rather Be Right Than Consistent.

My Rule Of Life Prescribed As An Absolutely Sacred Rite Smoking Cigars.

"i Have Not Made Any Arrogant, Confident, Boasting Predictions At All. On The Contrary, I Have Stuck Hard To My "blood, Toil, Tears And Sweat," To Which I Have Added Muddle And Mismanagement, And That, To Some Extend I Must Admit, Is What You Have Got Out Of It."