I Feel Conflicted About My Relationship With

I'm Very, Very Concerned About The Bush Presidency. I'm Worried About The Kinds Of Cuts In Domestic Programs That Mean Something To A Lot Of People, Including Members Of My Family, Who Depend On Certain Things From The Government.

I Spent More Time Playing A Person I Was Not Than The Person I Am.

People Go To Casinos For The Same Reason They Go On Blind Dates - Hoping To Hit The Jackpot. But Mostly, You Just Wind Up Broke Or Alone In A Bar.

I Don't Know What I Can Do About The Aging. Yes, I Am Aging. Oh My God, I'm Aging All The Time. It's Like Those Flowers That Wilt In Front Of You In Time-lapse Films. But What Can I Possibly Do? Look Like A Lunatic?

I Tell My Friends Married Life Is Boring, But That's Just A Fun Thing To Say To Make Single People Feel Better.