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I Don't Know If [samuel] Beckett Is Something You Ever Bring To The Beach - Get Out Of The Water, Towel Off, And Start Reading Some Of "the Unnamable." Although, Because It's The Kind Of Book You Can Open To Any Page And Start Reading, It Is Beach Reading In That Way.

Garry Shandling Is Someone I've Publicly Gone Gay For, For Jokes. Oh And Anyone In The Twilight Movies. I Don't Know Any Of Their Names, But All Of Them. The Wolves, The Vampires? They're All Fantastic.

I've Got Huge Tubs Full Of X-files Memorobilia That I Can Sell On Ebay.

I'm Not Reading Currently Because I'm Getting Revisions Of A Novel. If I Read While I'm Writing I Will Unconsciously Plagiarize And Go To Jail.

I Don't Want To Know What Happens In Any Movie That I Go To See.